… when you have really low expectations to start with!
It turns out it’s been 10 years since we strutted our stuff in what was affectionately called our “smurf uniforms”. Through the internet grapevine our invitation arrived and was met with much trepidation. Counsel was sought, do we, don’t we? Is it lame to go or to not go when it’s just an hour away? In the end, we decided to go in a group of six … well I was in the decision-making and Jackson was told he was going.
As tends to happen with functions you dread attending, our group of six arrived approximately an hour late and with three or so drinks under our belts - dutch courage perhaps. We entered the local golf club as a strong wall of negative energy and were quickly attacked by organisers wielding sticky name tags and old friends and acquaintances. What happened to my group of six I don’t know as I hardly spoke to them all evening, instead my limited attention span was overwhelmed by wave after wave of long lost “best friends”.
OK, it wasn’t awful, even Jackson admitted it was fun, though the subsequent drama of getting about in “ClownTown” after dark spoiled the party. There is an objection amongst locals or expats against paying cover charge for the towns only official “nightclub” particularly when there is an inflated price for a guest DJ who turns out to be one of your old classmates. And, in a town that is supposed be a hive of tourism, you wouldn’t think you’d need to wait around an hour at the taxi rank on the first weekend of the school holidays.
In hindsight, we should have done the reunion thing and then regrouped our team of six to head home for a few nightcaps but it was a reunion so surely we were supposed to act like 17 year olds and stay out to late rather than the “sensible” old things we’ve become.